Wednesday, July 30, 2014

kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

Graham : I’ve never understood the thing that Morgan Freeman said to you.                                                      

Jonah : Oh, so this was about 10 years ago, I did a film with Morgan Freeman, a really small film, and the first ten minutes of the film are just us driving together in a car, and talking, and it took three days to shoot and he didn’t talk to me the entire time. Like, in between takes, right ? Cause he had so much dialogue to learn, right ? So in between we wouldn’t really chat, but we were in a car together for three days…

(Source: calvinjcandie)

#greeneyes #bangs #blonde #makeup #iloveyou

#greeneyes #bangs #blonde #makeup #iloveyou

Tuesday, July 29, 2014
#bangs #greeneyes

#bangs #greeneyes

Thursday, July 24, 2014

a-weeping-angel-just:

heylilyhilily:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.

THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD

(Source: captainbittch)

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

wordsareforevermyweapon:

(via Carol Rossetti)

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

sex:

Want

(Source: sizvideos)

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

jakehercydraws:

can’t call 911 bc the cops are the ones in trouble :3c

Once that line is crossed…